Drybar Is My Nemesis

No, I don’t feel empowered by sparkly gold blow dryers masquerading as self-care

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I heard a statistic once that said men think about sex every seven seconds. This seemed absurd to the point of unbelievability — until I realized that I think about my hair exactly that often. In fact, I think about my hair more than anything else in my life. If I know you — even if I like you…